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Book Descriptions:

Just F*cking Color 5: 

Angry Greetings

by Cynthia Van Edwards

[MATURE CONTENT]  Don’t fret, my fine feathered friends and colorists, Cynthia Van Edwards is here to save you another wasted night of sleep and pointless cable station surfing. That’s right, the 5^th installment in the Just F*cking Color series is here for your coloring pleasures.

It’s easy to get really angry sometimes… so we started coloring swear words.

In this installment we decided to focus on Angry Greetings—that means, the kind of shit you’d like to say to people in your life, but realize that it might end up in you getting:

• Fired

• Murdered

• Hated

• Or otherwise put-out

Why? Because people are kind of douchey these days and nobody is willing to stand up to Bob in accounting and tell him he stinks like Bigfoot’s Dick. Or that whore ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who is taking the piss out of you on Facebook even though they have an STD that you haven’t even told anyone about. Or what about those random assholes in our lives that just make us want to explode?

Just F*cking Color 5: Angry Greetings is for you!

So let your creativity and coloring prowess go wild with these beautiful designs and have a little fun. You know what, have a glass of wine and have a lot of fun… But don’t text. No, we must restrict and resist the urge to text after a glass of wine because that would lead to you having to buy another copy and set out on a whole entirely new attack of more Dickbags.

Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It’s an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it’s shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you’ve got!

This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they’re anything but.

Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ.

So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride!

We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience.

Just F*cking Color 5: Angry Greetings: The Adult Coloring Book of Hidden Angry Greetings, Swear Words & Curse Words! (Adult Coloring Books, Coloring ... Books & Coloring Books for Kids) (Volume 5) by Cynthia Van Edwards

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